[Verse 1: DylanZ]
I’m DylanZ my lyrics sting like a bee
Yeah hang on i gotta go pee. (Pee Noise)
Yeah i ain't doing my best
And i brush my teeth with crest
Ayden is really just a pest
Yeah ayden will never accomplish anything
Yeah Ayden comes over and we go “dang”
Yeah its such a shame
But ayden was just born lame
Yeah ayden can't even play a game
Or else he cheats
He’s the one his dad beats
Yeah hes the one nobody likes
If he tried, he would snap a bike
But then again, it would have to be a trike
Because hes such a baby
The girls don't even get close to maybe
[Verse 2: Zachary Hill]
All i want is for ayden to die
He can’t even ride a bike
His practicing place is the side-
—walkman, listening to us
I’d rather make him ride a bus
Instead of riding a bike, he’d fall
He always brags that he is tall
Ayden Davis is a ghost
He’s so fat, he takes up the most
Space in the playground
Ayden is so round
I’ll turn your head around, like you’re kris kross
I’d rather listen to Rick Ross
Ayden thinks he is the boss
I would rather see backpack kid floss
[Hook: Zachary Hill]
[Verse 3: DylanZ]
Ayden is so fat that if he sits down the earth will quake
This roast will make him bake
Yeah I’mma snap and he gonna flake
So fat he’s his own planet
We see him, we go dammit
Yeah we can never get away
Ayden will just follow us every day
He will never stay
We can never get a say
Ayden is very slow
He is an actual hoe
Someone sees him they go NOO!!!
He always thinks he’s right
Our lyrics are tight
Ayden wanna fight that one kid
We bouta tear him up just like we are Sid
[Verse 4: Zachary Hill]
Speaking of him, he’s the worst
Ayden is really thirst-y
Ifeel like ayden is nursed, see
He enters school, thinking he’s cool
After it, he goes in the back to smoke his juul
Honestly, that’s disgusting
I am thrusting all over his crush
Ayden is gonna blush
I feel like ayden is gay
I feel like he wants it that way
Us two never get a say
I be ripping this pad all the way to space
[Bridge: Both]
[Hook: Zachary Hill]
[Verse 5: Zachary Hill]
Ayden always finds a way
To play with us everyday
He is slowly ruining our lives
He is just wasting his time
I’m gonna be ripping his head off
His house is gonna burn, Molotov
Ayden comes up to me, I’ll have my hat on
And it is Louis Vuitton
Go away from us, you skunk
Over there with the punks
All the time he follows us
To the point where I always cuss
I’m The GOAT
Ayden is a joke
I’m spitting bars, he’s gonna choke (Get It?)
We’re on Elm Street, Ayden is the nightmare
Sometimes he can never bare
No, I ain’t talking about the bears like the ones in the forest (Woah)
Gump is the one who is Ayden
Ayden’s chode is the smallest
I’ma change his name to Gayden
(Woah)
Hang Ten, Rip Twenty
Ayden’s not my friend, I got plenty
He says he’s dirty, let’s call him Harry
Ayden getting a girlfriend is scary