[Verse]
I’m gonna go spaz on the beat
So you better go take a seat
Everybody wants to listen to me rap fast so here’s a treat
And nobody ever gets me
Hold on a second I gotta pee
(Toilet flush) K I'm done
What’s up everybody? My name is Zac
My lyrics are wack
After my brand new album I’m back
I smoke cocaine crack
I’m gonna put you in a coffin
This happens every so often
You’re gonna get coffin danced on
You probably still live with your mom
I am such a baller
I wish that I was taller
I am five foot
On your chest is where I stood
You wish that I didn’t
Oh, haha, I’m just kidding
I’m just messing around
I am the king so get me crowned
Everybody said I’m bad
But nobody says I’m rad
That makes me really sad
I’ve been told I should never be a dad
I’m gonna pull the trigger
I’m getting really bigger
You should stop being bitter
I’m getting pulled over by a-
Gold digger
What’d you think I was going to say (Chicka Chicka oh)
You thought there was good in me?
Well you can’t even see that there is one hundred percent evil in my body
I came out of my driveway to hit three naked chicks
Well too bad I don’t know what they’re saying all because they’re sucking my dick
But you might think “Zac that’s not very appropriate!”
Well that’s too bad...
I don’t give a (shit)
I went to the supermarket just to buy one orange
Well it’s kinda weird, cause I came out with a lot of door hinges
I’m growing inches
With these bitches
With these snitches
(Yeah)
Am I even normal anymore?
Can I go to the grocery store?
Can I go and buy a whore?
Can I go and get some more?
I am stuck in my house
There’s a tiny mouse
Laying on the bed
Just like a bull I’m seeing red
(Yeah)