[Intro]
Oh!
Oh!
Ooh, wah-ah-ah-ah!
When I was in the third grade, I thought that I was gay
‘Cause I could draw, my uncle was, and I kept my room straight
I told my mom, tears rushing down my face
She's like, "Man, that's gay, f****t"

[Verse: Pee! In The Pool]
Y'all better not mess with Pee! In The Pool!
I'm a pretty scary guy, just like a ghoul!

Ghouls are pretty scary, they hang out in graveyards
That's why I don't hang out in graveyards
But I think goth girls also hang out in graveyards?
So I don't really know what to do about graveyards

When I die, don't bury me in a graveyard
When I die, bury me at a Burger King
When I die, I'm gonna haunt Burger King
I'll be a ghost, order a Whopper at Burger King
Get a side of mozzarella sticks at Burger King
Eat my ghost lunch at the Burger King

Pee! In The Pool, I'm quite the scary fellow
Don't drink Mountain Dew, just sip Mello Yellow
I'm creepin' in your room, suckin' on your toes!
It's dirty as fuck in here, you need to vaccum
At the Barnes & Noble, browsin' the manga section
They've got My Hero Academia and I've got an erection
My house looks like shit, no one cuts the lawn
I miss the Ottoman Empire, R.I.P. Suleiman

I'm really tired, think I'm gonna go to bed
Need a girl with glasses to give me some...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Give me a hug

[Outro: Lil Jon]
YEAH!!!

WHAT!!!

YEAH!!!

WHAT!!!

YEAH!!!