[Part I]

[Intro]
Uh, the following is a true story
Only the names have been changed to protect the guilty

[Verse]
Well, I left my job in my hometown
And I headed for the smoke
Got a rock 'n' roll band and a fast right hand
Gonna get to the top, nothing's gonna stop us, no, nothin'
So if you've got the money, we've got the sound
You put it up and we'll put it down
If you've got the dollar, we've got the song, oh
Just wanna boogie-woogie all night long, yeah, boogie
I got holes in my shoes, I got holes in my teeth
I got holes in my socks, I can't get no sleep
I'm tryin' to make a million
And I got patches on the patches
On my old blue jeans
Well, they used to be blue when they used to be new
When they used to be clean
But I've got a mama who's a hummer
Just keepin' me alive
While I'm in the band doin' drinkin' with the boys
She's workin' nine-to-five
She knows her place, that woman, but just you wait
One of these days, see me drivin' 'round town
In my Rock 'n' Rolls Royce with the sunroof down
My bottle of booze, no summer time blues
Shoutin', "Mom, look at me" in my rock 'n' roll voice
[Chorus]
No, it ain't no fun, yeah
Waitin' 'round to be a millionaire
No, it ain't no fun
Waitin' 'round to be a millionaire
Do you believe me?
It ain't no fun, no
Waitin' 'round to be a millionaire
It ain't no fun, I don't care what they say
Waitin' 'round to be a millionaire
Drive a Rolls Royce car
No, it ain't no fun, and you know it
Waitin' 'round to be a millionaire, yeah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, it ain't no fun
Waitin' 'round to be a millionaire

[Part II]

[Intro]
Oh!
My million dollar scream

[Pre-Chorus]
But it ain't no fun (Ain't no fun)
Oh, no
No, it ain't no fun (Ain't no fun)
That's what I said
Well, it ain't no fun (Ain't no fun)
I wanna be rich
No, it ain't no fun (Ain't no fun)
Ain't no fun diggin' this ditch
[Chorus]
Ain't no fun waitin' 'round to be a millionaire
You better believe me
Ain't no fun waitin' 'round to be a millionaire
Ain't no fun waitin' 'round to be a millionaire
No, it ain't no fun waitin' 'round to be a millionaire

[Pre-Chorus]
Well, it ain't no fun (Ain't no fun)
No, it ain't no fun (Ain't no fun)
I ain't havin' no fun (Ain't no fun)
No, it ain't no fun (Ain't no fun)

[Chorus]
Ain't no fun waitin' 'round to be a millionaire
No, no
Ain't no fun waitin' 'round to be a millionaire
No, ain't no fun waitin' 'round to be a millionaire
No, it ain't no fun waitin' 'round to be a millionaire
Hey

[Spoken Bridge]
Hello, Howard, how you doin', friend?
Next door neighbor?
Oh, yeah
Get your fuckin' jumbo jet outta my airport!
[Pre-Chorus]
(Ain't no fun, ain't no fun, ain't no fun)
Oh, it ain't no fun (Ain't no fun, ain't no fun, ain't no fun)
It ain't no fun (Ain't no fun, ain't no fun, ain't no fun)
No, it ain't no fun (Ain't no fun, ain't no fun, ain't no fun)

[Chorus]
Ain't no fun waitin' 'round to be a millionaire
Ain't no fun waitin' 'round to be a millionaire, yeah
No, it ain't no fun (Ain't no fun waitin' 'round to be a millionaire), no, ain't no fun
Ain't no fun
Ain't no fun waitin' 'round to be a millionaire
No, no, no, no, no

[Outro]
(Ain't no fun, ain't no fun) I had no fun at all
Ain't no fun, ain't no fun