I don't want to be an indoor boyfriend anymore
What can I say?

I want to go outside, just once!
Oh please, I’ve been inside this house for one thousand days

I want to play at the park and watch a colony or sexy ants
They can crawl into my head and then make their merry little way into my pants

I'm losing my indoor mind
Outdoor boyfriend, why can't I?
If you could just be so kind...
Please just let me go outside