Kurtis Conner
A Kurtis Thing
A six-letter name that starts with K
And I can say my name all frickin' day
My first name is truly the best
It's a cool name that ends with S

It's a Kurtis thing, you wouldn't understand
It's a Kurtis thing, you wouldn't understand
It's a Kurtis thing, you wouldn't understand
It's a Kurtis thing, you wouldn't understand, okay?