Kurtis Conner
True Story (Pinocchio Diss Track)
(Spoken)
Oh you think you're the real Pinocchio?
That's a fucking lie dude
Here's a true story
Ay, look

Sick and tired of these bitches thinking they the ones
My body's made of paper, you know I got the funds (yuh)
You got nothing boy, I'll smoke you like a chimney
For you it's crickets, and I ain't talking Jiminy (ay)
I'm pushing P as in Pinocchio (uh)
There's a line for my ride out in Tokyo
You living in the backwoods but you know we smoking those
If you had a parachute, bitch I would be poking holes (yuh)
Knock on wood bitch you know the sound (what?)
I'm a baby wooden boy but I'm not kidding (aha)
I got no strings to hold me down (yuh)
Get Bella on my face, imma start fibbing (sheee)

(Spoken)
Ya know when I was stuck in the bеlly of that sperm whale
I was like hold up hold up
This isn't a spеrm whale, it's your mom

Skidee skidee skideez nuts motherfucker (yee)
There's only room for one, you must die John Tucker
I say you need to calm down just like Taylor Swift would
I'm a Trojan horse bitch, you're just some driftwood (yuh)
You think I'm done bitch I'm going round 2
I'm bound to pound you under the ground dude
Sound cool? Not to you but everyone around you
Call you waterlogged cuz I just fucked around and drowned you (ay)
Lemme ask you equestrian (horse neighs)
You're holding all these L's bro you're probably sore (huh)
I want all the drama, just call me a thespian
But why the fuck you got the voice of Pauly Shore (bitchass)
Imma spray you like that cat
You ain't never coming back
Getting splinters while you're sucking on my wooden ball-sack
You an acrobat? Good, cuz you about to get jumped
Why you thought you had a shot? I'm stumped