[Intro]

Ivan the Producer (yeah!)
Yeah she want duh eggroll (uh huh huh)
Yeah I'm back BIH!

[Chorus]

I got rice, I got soup, watchu want?
I can make duh sushi or cook you duh dim sum
She look at my eggroll, that what she want
Even though she know that it not long
I good at ping pong
When they see my eye they call me duh ching chong
I wear Gucci all the time but it come from Hong Kong
I sleep with duh body pillow and pretend it's Sakura
I get haircut now they calling me duh Kim Jong

[Verse]

I got KIa, I got Honda, watchu want?
I drive Mitsubishi or I drive Toyota
If I like duh girl I buy her all duh boba
If I want to marry, buy her calculator

If I get B, Mama will kick me out duh home
Who need girlfriend when you got duh Super Smash Bros
ABG with blonde hair we don't need those
I eat chicken feet I do duh sucking on duh toes

When I'm with my friend they can not distinguish our face
Everybody say that Asian all looking the same
They say we bad driver can not stay up in duh lane
Popo gave duh driving ticket to me yesterday

[Chorus]

I got rice, I got soup, watchu want?
I can make duh sushi or cook you duh dim sum
She look at my eggroll, that what she want
Even though she know that it not long
I good at ping pong
When they see my eye they call me duh ching chong
I wear Gucci all the time but it come from Hong Kong
I got side chick Ming-Li and duh Sue Wong
I get haircut now they calling me duh Kim Jong

I got rice, I got soup, watchu want?
I can make duh sushi or cook you duh dim sum
She look at my eggroll, that what she want
Even though she know that it not long
I good at ping pong
When they see my eye they call me duh ching chong
I wear Gucci all the time but it come from Hong Kong
Anime girl, hentaihaven.com
I get haircut now they calling me duh Kim Jong