[Intro]
I produced this one myself too
You'd probably guess that but I just wanted to fit the theme you know

[Chorus]
Ay
So invested in the book fair I'd die for a book
If a book got rejected I would cry for a book
If a book was a hitman I'd drive by for a book
Above all pointer fingers, put my life for the books

[Verse 1]
At this point, I truly hate the rich girl
She told on me for dropping an eraser. What a snitch girl
The rich boy just got expelled
But I don't really care and I don't wish them well
Cause he bought all the Minecraft books Scholastic had in stock
And his dad bought all the toys that I ever could've bought
It's the new Scholastic Book Fair and there's chaos where it's at
So once you finish checking out you better run and watch your back
Still going to the book fair and I'm tired of trying
It's like Dababy on baby except it's fighting on fighting
Cause there's young crazies with rabies outside trying and trying
To take all of your items after you just finish buying

[Intermission]
Also, for the record, I know Scholastic is spelled wrong. So, if you guys could just stop messaging me about i-
[Chorus]
Ay the Scholastic Book Fairs climbing
But it's coming back not quiet
It's a nightmare when elementary kids learn about violence
In the middle school
Think they're a little cool when they're despicable
They'll steal your nostalgia and trade it for a little ridicule

[Verse 2]
A little kid came up; was like age 9
Was reading records from Guinness; was like page 9
He said, "Can I have a look?" so I handed over the book
Until he ran off with what he took
The ripped Vans of a smuggy crook
I chased the kid to the door of his mother's car
Cause I was just about to finish the page with Tony Hawk
Ran close then I got him
He dropped it. I caught it
Worth it even though I think my ribs just got kicked in

[Chorus}
Ay
So invested in the book fair I'd die for a book
If a book got rejected I would cry for a book
If a book was a hitman I'd drive by for a book
Above all pointer fingers, put my life for the books