The Oxventurers Guild
Literally Everyone Else in the World
[Verse 1: Dob]
Sometimes it can be hard to be yourself
It's not easy to know who you are or what you're like
You'll be told "Don't worry what people say, be yourself!"
Which is right but it's alarming cause it reveals that there are People who don't want you to be yourself at all
It's hard to just be one person
One person is a lot for one person to be
[Pre-Chorus: Dob]
But I know a man who isn't afraid
To be a merchant, or a pearl thief who never got paid
Or a whale, or a father to a son who has strayed into piracy
Can't you see how great it is to be
[Chorus: All]
Literally everyone else in the world
Yes, he's literally everyone else in the world
Dob: Take it Corazón!
[Verse 2: Corazón with Merilwen]
Sometimes it can be hard to stay the course
When it seems there are forces derailing you all the time
When your best laid plans roll a one, hold the course
And remember the plan for when you roll that one
Take a hit from your hip flask and keep rolling on
Dob: Ah! Nice harmonies you guys!
Corazón: Uh yeah it's a little thing called perfect pitch Dob, you wanna look it up, call yourself a bard!
Merilwen: Ummm? Nothing to do with the hours of practice you made us do Corazón?
Corazón: What? I- uh this is the first time I've seen you today Merilwen. Who is this? I've not- who is this? I-
Merilwen: I'm so tired!
Prudence: Crammit harmony nerds!
Egbert: Aaaaaah! Drums!
[Pre-Chorus: Dob]
'Cause I know a man, or is he a knight?
Or an army of skeletons up for a fight?
Or a jester? Or the fishmen who'll come out at night?
Well it's hard to know
So be like him
Go with the flow when you're
[Chorus: All]
Literally everyone else in the world (Prudence: Johnny, we love you!)
Yes, he's literally everyone else in the world (Corazón: In the world! You hear me now!)
Yes, he's literally everyone else in the world (Merilwen: All of them! Him! Her! That person over there! What?)
Yes, he's literally everyone else in the world (Egbert: Hey everybody! Key change!)(Prudence: Wait, what?)
Yes, he's literally everyone else in the world
Yes, he's literally everyone else in the world
Yes, he's literally everyone else in the world
(Prudence: You nerds are alright)