I'm glad when you're near
And I'm sad when you're here
That is what it's like to be me
I'm glad when you're here
And I'm sad when you're near
This is what it's like to die alone
This all hurts me so much
That I honestly believe
You're the one this is hard for
I'm bartered tact for wit
And I've already made up
A billion stories about you
Knee deep in static
I hear you breaking up
We're breaking up
I guess we're breaking up
You're not the other woman
You're just another woman
Another hobby for a guy like me
I'm glad when you're here
And I'm sad when you're near
That is what it's like to be me
You're given me a heart like a gun
And I'm so shocked that I've made it
Through these billion days
I made it through these billion days
I didn't think I could tough it out
All those days a billion
I didn't think I could tough it out a billion
Knee deep in static
I hear you breaking up
We're breaking up
I guess we're breaking up
You're not the other woman
You're just another woman
Another hobby for a guy like me
So we're growing, I'm sure
There's no other I can turn to
There's no other I can turn to
If not you, then
Who else should I believe?
Knee deep in static
I hear you breaking up
We're breaking up
I guess we're breaking up
You're not the other woman
You're just another woman
Another hobby for a guy like me
I'm glad when you're near
But I'm sad that you're here
That is what it's like to be me
Glad when you're near
But I'm sad that you're here
That is what it's like to be me
Glad when you're near
And I'm sad that you're here
This is what it's like to be me
Glad that you're near
Sad that you're here
I hope you enjoy dying alone