[Hook]
I'm glad that you're near, and I'm sad when you're here
This is what it's like to be me
I'm glad that you're here, and I'm sad that you're near
This is what it's like to die alone

[Verse 1]
This all hurts me so much that I honestly believe
You're the one this is hard for
I've bartered tact for wit, and I've already made up
A billion stories about you

[Chorus]
Knee deep in static, I hear you breaking up, I'm breaking up
I guess we're breaking up
You're not the other woman, you're just another
Another hobby for a guy like me

[Hook]
I'm glad that you're near, and I'm sad when you're here
This is what it's like to be me

[Verse 2]
You've given me a heart like a gun
And I'm so shocked that I made it through
These billion days, made it through these billion days
I didn't think I could tough it out for those days
I didn't think I could tough it out... A billion
[Chorus]
Knee deep in static, I hear you breaking up, I'm breaking up
I guess we're breaking up
You're not the other woman, you're just another
Another hobby for a guy like me

[Bridge]
So we're growing? I'm sure
There's no other I can turn to, there's no other I can turn to
If not you, heart, then who else can I believe?

[Chorus]
Knee deep in static, I hear you breaking up, I'm breaking up
I guess we're breaking up
You're not the other woman, you're just another
Another hobby for a guy like me

[Hook]
I'm glad that you're near, and sad that you're here
This is what it's like to be me
I'm glad when you're near, and sad that you're here
This is what it's like to be me
I'm glad when you're near, and I'm sad that you're here
This is what it's like to be me
I'm glad that you're near, and sad that you're here
I hope you enjoy dying alone