Die Antwoord
Uncle Jimmy (Skit)
[Yo-landi]
Uh, hi Jimmy
[Max]
Yolandi, hi. Come in. Come in. How you doin'?
[Yo-landi]
I just wanted to ask you-
[Max]
Come sit down. Come sit here, right here on my lap
[Yo-landi]
Uh..okay..uh..well
[Max]
There you go. You want some herbal tea?
[Yo-landi]
Uh, no thanks
[Max]
You sure?
[Yo-landi]
I'm fine
[Max]
Ok (whatever)
[Yo-landi]
Thanks
[Max]
Oh, Yolandi, look at you
You're so cute and squishy
Look at your little cheeky weekys you're so cute
[Yo-landi]
II
[Max]
I just want to keep you here in my office as my little pet;
[Yo-landi]
OK
[Max]
Feed you, bathe you, comb your pretty hair
You don't have to do anything you don't want to do
You hear me Yolandi?
[Yo-landi]
Mhmm
[Max]
Yeah, don't let anyone around here fuck you around
[Yo-landi]
Kay
[Max]
You need anything, you hear me, if you need anything
Come here to my office, sit right here on my lap and
Tell Uncle Jimmy what you need
I help you the fuck up
You got that?
[Yo-landi]
Yes, Jimmy
[Max]
No, Uncle Jimmy, call me Uncle Jimmy
[Yo-landi]
Yes, Uncle Jimmy