[Intro: Ninja]
Uh
This one's dedicated to all the haters out there
Jealous of us because, we're better than you
Yo-Landi Vi$$er, bring the spice

[Hook: Yo-Landi & Ninja]
Jou ma se poes in 'n fish paste jar
(De-de D D ja-ja ja-ja J!)
Jou ma se poes in 'n fish paste jar
(Ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha ha Hi-Tek!)
Moenie kom kak praatie, my bra
Yo-Landi Vi$$er! Fresh in da flesh, vat 'n picture!
Jou ma se poes in 'n fish paste jar
He was the wrong ninja to fuck wif!

[Verse 1: Ninja & Yo-Landi]
Yo, I am the Ninja in charge over here (Wat?)
No fear when I scope a rhyme in your ear (Fuck)
With the wrong Ninja this time, what's the matter, you
Should've known better to fuck with a Ninja with a attitude
I wasn't mad at you but now you're mad at me and jealous
Little stunk poofy rappers like Anthony and Dennis
Lemme help to make you famous
Jesus, but you rap kak
When you rap you actually sound like you're having a fat kak (Yoo)
Sies!
Why you so obsessed with me? Oh-oh woah-ooh
Jesus Christ, you should see how these boys stalk me
Follow my every move like a sea-point moffie
Fuck you, and all your arb lyrics
Maak klaar met n spif quote from the licks
Yo, there's not a rapper out there who can touch me
If you don't believe me, run up and try to punch me
[Hook: Yo-Landi & Ninja]
Jou ma se poes in 'n fish paste jar
(De-de D D ja-ja ja-ja J!)
Jou ma se poes in 'n fish paste jar
(Ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha ha Hi-Tek!)
Uh oh, vat's it yuketa
Yo-Landi Vi$$er! Fresh in da flesh, vat n picture!
Jou ma se poes in 'n fish paste jar
Do what I like 'cause I roll with the fuckin' Ninja!

[Verse 2: Ninja & Yo-Landi]
I hang with fuckin' coloureds 'cause I am a fuckin' coloured
If I wanna be a coloured (Hosh)
My inner coloured just wants to be discovered
Jou fokken naai skinner aan
Elke fokken poes is pienk aanie binnekant
Z to the E to the motherfuckin' F
One time! Lekker fuckin' zef zef zef!
Fuck this poes in the skinny jeans
Joh maar jy's trendy (Swak)
Soos n fuckin' kak jol by assembly
Why do I call myself a ninja, you ask me?
Because my style is so motherfuckin' nasty (Is ja!)
Nothing you can say or do can harm me
Ek's kak fuckin' common, jy's n flou fuckin' laanie
Fuck with Die Antwoord, you fuck with the army!
Our fans are mal bergie
When they bite, they don't let go
Like skraal staffies, ask Kyle Safieh
Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch!
[Hook: Yo-Landi & Ninja]
Jou ma se poes in 'n fish paste jar
(De-de-D D ja-ja ja-ja J!)
Jou ma se poes in 'n fish paste jar
(Ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha ha Hi-Tek!)
Moenie kom kak praatie my bra
Yo-Landi Vi$$er! Fresh in da flesh, vat n picture!
Jou ma se poes in 'n fish paste jar
Do what I like 'cause I roll with the fuckin' Ninja!

[Verse 3: Ninja & Yo-Landi]
Yo, I'm the Ninja in charge
I can't even fuckin' believe my dick is so large, make room!
It's doom when we launch a full frontal assault with the boom
Yo-Landi Vi$$er, rub the fucking salt in the wound!
My style is wild, make you warp your faces
Got style comin' outta all sorts of places, raak wys!
Ninja, flex fresh, ek's original boy, fuck Sweat.X
(Wie die fok is dat?)
Spoek Mathambo is a Spank Rock look-a-like
Rap-a-like, siff little parasite, gah!
Fuck every one of your whack tracks
Markus Wormstorm is short and fat
I represent the underdog you know my steez
I'm represented by a label in the overseas
Yo Amsterdam! Yes, I am the man
Got the cash in hand and I'm splashing Rands
That used to be some Euros, I used to be a zero
Now I rap to the track like a super fuckin' hero (Ow!)
Super Ninja's coming, faster than a bullet
Leaping over buildings, waving at the children
[Hook: Yo-Landi & Ninja]
Jou ma se poes in 'n fish paste jar
(De-de-D D Ja-ja ja-ja J!)
Jou ma se poes in 'n fish paste jar
(D D-D-D-D-J ha-ha ha-ha Hi-Tek!)
Moenie kom kak praatie, my bra
(D-D De-D De-D-J!)
Jou ma se poes in 'n fish paste jar
(Ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha ha Hi-Tek!)
Jou ma se poes in 'n fish paste jar
(De-de-D D Ja-ja ja-ja J!)
Jou ma se poes in a fish paste jar
(Ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha ha Hi-Tek!)
Uh oh, vat's it yuketa
Yo-Landi Vi$$er! Fresh in da flesh, vat 'n picture!
Jou ma se poes in 'n fish paste jar
Do what I like 'cause I roll with the fuckin' Ninja!

[Outro: Ninja; Ninja & Yo-Landi]
It's plain to see, you can't change me
'Cause I'ma be a Ninja for life
Yo I'm a ninja, he's a ninja, she's a ninja, we's a ninjas
Wouldn't you like to be a ninja too?