[Verse 1]
S'il vous plait?
Could you think of me?
Would the Paperhouse let you
Play songs there about me?
Or should I smile more?
Would they hire me?
Or would they just want me
To be their secretary?

[Chorus]
I'll get a tattoo on my arm
So that they'll think I'm punk enough
Or am I not punk enough for you?
You are so DIY-or-die
Trying to sell your shitty fucking merch online
Heard enough of you cry and whine

[Post-Chorus]
I'm too nice
You're too white
I'm too nice
You're no fun

[Verse 2]
I'd like to try and see you pay
Your way out of every mess you make
Your trust fund can't buy you talent
Gatekeep until it makes you bored
Talking shit; who the fuck knows what for?
Pay to play until you're poor
[Pre-Chorus]
I'm too nice
You're too white
I'm too nice
You're no fun

[Chorus]
I'll get a tattoo on my arm (I'm too nice)
So that you'll think I'm punk enough (You're too white)
Or am I not punk enough for you? (I'm too nice)
(You're no fun)
You are so DIY-or-die (I'm too nice)
Trying to sell your shitty fucking merch online (You're too white)
Heard enough of you cry and whine (I'm too nice)
You're no fun!