[Intro]
Bratty, bitchy, money hungry
Ruin the fun for everybody
You're not punk, you're not queer
Nobody even wants you here!

[Verse 1]
People stare in my direction
Am I disrupting your sausage fest?
I think I'm under inspection
What's wrong, hun?
You seem distressed
You wish I wouldn't say a single word
But when you talk you sound so dull
Do I make you feel inferior?
What's wrong hun?
You seem uncomfortable

[Chorus]
No need to pretend
I'm not your girlfriend
You heard what I said
I'm not your girlfriend

[Verse 2]
Please won't you help me carry my amp?
It's too heavy for my lady hands
What do all these little knobs mean?
I'm too stupid for the music scene
Wе will never play by your rules
Wе'll kick your ass to Planet Drool
You are such a goddamn prick
Eat my ass and suck my dick!
[Chorus]
No need to pretend
I'm not your girlfriend
You heard what I said
I'm not your girlfriend

[Outro]
(One, Two, Three, Four!)
No (no) need (need) to (to) pretend
I'm (I'm) not (not) your (your) girlfriend
You (you) heard (heard) what (what) I said
I'm (I'm) not (not) your (your) girlfriend