[Verse 1]
Don't cry just drive
Good luck band
What've you been doing?
Yeah

[Chorus]
Fat podgy
Non make-up
Unsmart lady

[Verse 2]
Call Ronny
What've you been up to?
Cool
Yeah

[Chorus]
Fat podgy
Non make-up
Unsmart lady

[Verse 3]
If you like a girl, be nice
It's not rocket science
A tanned foot squeezed hopefully into a short boot
A Kerry Bog Pony
[Interlude]
High fever
Hair remover
Hair remover
Hair fever
Hair remover

[Verse 1]
Don't cry just drive
Good luck band
What've you been doing?
Yeah

[Chorus]
Fat podgy
Non make-up
Unsmart lady

[Outro]
Fat podgy
Non make-up