[Chorus]
Bean bags, bingo and a Playstation 5
Bean bags, bingo and a Playstation 5

[Verse 1]
The premise is we're stuck down a mine and now you choose who you want to save
That pub where all those things happened is just called 'Moo' now
Some kind of burger thing
Oh, yellow cistern with a big bolt that reminds me of the sports centre
Under your layers of paint I see an "H"
Oh, Misty (Hhhh)
Can you hear me?

[Chorus]
Bean bags, bingo and a Playstation 5
Bean bags, bingo and a Playstation 5

[Verse 2]
We thought they might be ashamed
They weren't, they weren't
We thought they might be ashamed
But they weren't
Look, contact me for all kinds of spells
Bring bags of smashings
Then we'll cast in concrete
[Chorus]
Playstation 5
Playstation 5, Playstation 5

[Verse 3]
In a concrete front garden, plants grow around the edges of each slabs
This leaves a bare patch in their centres
In the bare patch, a rotting citrus fruit sits
This creates an ambiance, a locus of points, exclusivising the fruit
Where can I buy a prism in the shape of a ball?
Where can I buy a UK prism ball?
I'm refreshing, and
I'm refreshing
Bear witness
Pass no comment
Simply be there to see it
The citrus fruit back to its brilliant best