If I could live across the road from a boot fair
Wouldn't that be something?
If I'm thin as a bean pole, I can slip through the fence

Our relationship
Well, it's not what you think it is
Our relationship
Well, it's not what you think it is

Is it still okay to call you my disco pickle?

Hot penny day
Hooked over man
Woollen woman
Hot penny day
Hot penny day
Hot penny day
Hooked over man
Woollen woman
Hot penny day

Hot penny day
Hooked over man
Woollen woman
Hot penny day
Hot penny day
Hot penny day
Hooked over man
Woollen woman
Hot penny day
Kick drum

Hot penny day
Ho-ho-ho-hot penny day
Hot penny day
Ho-ho-ho-hot penny day
Hot penny day
Ho-ho-ho-hot penny day
Hot penny day
Ho-ho-ho-hot penny day

Can't you see my chameleon
My-my-my-my chameleon
My chameleon
My-my-my-my chameleon
Can't you see my chameleon
My-my-my-my chameleon
My chameleon
My-my-my-my chameleon

Can't you see I'm trying?
Can't you see I'm trying?
Can't you see I'm trying?
Can't you see I'm trying?

Is it still okay to call you my disco pickle?
Can't you see my chameleon
My-my-my-my chameleon
My chameleon
My-my-my-my chameleon
Can't you see my chameleon
My-my-my-my chameleon
My chameleon

Can't you see I'm trying?
Can't you see I'm trying?
Can't you see I'm trying?
Can't you see I'm trying?

What's her name over there says
Beautiful face, softness
I think "big soft bed club"
Hazmat suit yeah