[Verse 1]
Good ebening, Wenger out, you was treasoning
Just for that, they should leave him in, let man bring the whole season in
But that Pépé ain't seasoning, can't say you didn't have P's
You thought Xhaka was a top boy 'cause he came in and said he had keys
Hands up if you managed PSG and you lost the league
One-man league and you lost it, but you still hired, man, you man mocked it
"But he always wins the Europa, win that and we'll make UCL"
Yeah, you went to the final, in that he just made you see L's
Sending shots at Wenger, putting out clips of training
'Til they saw man clarting the ball to a crowded box, that needs explaining
Don't know what he thought he was gaining
Got no clue what he said in the interview 'cause we ain't got a clue what he saying
[Chorus]
It's all press, press, press, press, press, Emery wants more press
But his team can't hack press, playing out from the back, mess
They copped David Luiz but they pass to Guendouzi
Mistaken identity, good ebening Mr Emery
[Verse 2]
Had Ceballos badding up Burnley, everyone went mental
Better than Pogba? Better than Keita? What? I swear that's a rental
Nobody thought by now that this guy would have done way more bits
Sacked at Spartak Moscow and he made big PSG hold six
You lot, you lot did Arsène Wenger dirty
And you sold your soul for this guy, how can you diss Van Persie?
I heard Torreira's playing attacking midfield when Özil's there
Next week, he'll bag another 350, I don't think Özil cares
(Nah, he don't care), he wants out, Torreira in 10, he wants out
Xhaka got booed, he wants out, Auba chats to Troopz, he wants out
They talking Arteta (What is that?), you must can do better (What is that?)
Sack him with no 'lay (What is that?), then holler at Jose
[Bridge]
Good ebening, Wenger out, you was treasoning
Just for that, they should leave him in, let man bring the whole season in
But that Pépé ain't seasoning, can't say you didn't have P's
You thought Xhaka was a top boy 'cause he came in and said he had keys
[Chorus]
Press, press, press, press, press, Emery wants more press
But his team can't hack press, playing out from the back, mess
They copped David Luiz but they pass to Guendouzi
Mistaken identity, good ebening Mr Emery
[Outro]
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