Team Clutch
California Love (Gay Parody)
[Chorus: Hepatitis G and YZ Aubergine]
Assifornia love!
Assifornia
Gays all inside me
Assifornia
Gays all inside me
It gets shitty in LA
It gets shitty big ol’ cocks
It gets shitty giving out blumpkins
Keep that cock in
Keep that cock in!
[Verse 1: Jersey Turd Burglar]
I’m riding dick, booty dry in the wild wild West
Pussy so uncomfortable, it’s smelly and wet
He slid out my asshole and nut on my chest
I jack the best on his Jimmy, bitch come gimme the sex
I’m in the hot ass Sun when I’m cumming on Henry
Grabbed his dick then I tricked him with tricks ‘til it’s empty
And simps be sending me money for cheeks
I bed him, I’mma spread him
Bitch, I’m serving the freaks!
I’m riding dick like a bike, call me Duke Kaboom
We got fat asses, cheeks red like we baboons
Got an OnlyFans and they pay me to watch me
Doin’ tricks with his meat then I eat like Hibachi
We the f*gs serving ass, we gon’ twerk everyday
He claiming that he straight, cheeks making him gay
I’ll fuck you with my thumb, you got something to say?
Or I’m fucking you and giving you Chlamy-D-I-A!
[Chorus: Hepatitis G and YZ Aubergine]
Assifornia
Gays all inside me
Assifornia
Gays all inside me
It gets shitty in LA
It gets shitty big ol’ cocks
It gets shitty giving out blumpkins
Keep that cock in
Keep that cock in!
[Bridge: Hepatitis G and YZ Aubergine]
Shake! Shake it Papa!
Shake! Shake it!
Shake! Shake it Papa!
Shake! Shake it!
Shake it faster, right now on my face!
Shake! Shake it Papa!
Shake! Shake it!
Shake! Shake it Papa!
Shake! Shake it! Shake it now!
[Verse 2: KolossalKocks]
Show me a male fresh outta jail, fornication creaming
Soon as I stepped on the scene, I’m hearing booties screaming
Fiending for semen and alcohol
The life of a southside player where booties die from dick and balls
Calling me Daddy while I’m smiling and licking and dicking guys
In LA we eating ass like Rally’s (Ass creampies!)
Gooey throat is letting loose, anal riding is what we do
Flossing with ass coughing, we collide with other crews
Sodomy is the programme
Open wide ‘cause my penis definitely took a ride in your friends
Bumping and grinding like a slow jam
We fuck guys, so you know my throat is going down on your man
Say what you say, but gimme that bomb beat from gays
Let me serenade the sheets of LA
I founded the sack town
The gay area is back now
Booty is where we put the mac down
Let me fuck!
[Chorus: Hepatitis G and YZ Aubergine]
Assifornia
Gays all inside me
Assifornia
Gays all inside me
It gets shitty in LA
It gets shitty big ol’ cocks
It gets shitty giving out blumpkins
Keep that cock in
Keep that cock in!
[Bridge: Hepatitis G and YZ Aubergine]
Shake! Shake it Papa!
Shake! Shake it!
Shake! Shake it Papa!
Shake! Shake it!
Shake it faster, right now on my face!
Shake! Shake it Papa!
Shake! Shake it!
Shake! Shake it Papa!
Shake! Shake it! Shake it now!
[Fades]