[Verse 1]
Woke up like a rhombus
Travel from the dream realm
Carrier falcon sunk his damn talons in my armpits
It's a strange feeling, changing cubicle positions
Then when I'm home, shifting into alternate planes of existence
Either way, it's movie day, after nine to five
I'll take the energy boost in hopes it makes me feel alive
Become an advent for this questionable business practice
Bi-quarterly dollar raise my left-brain, novocain
On the phones
As I ascend the corporate ladder
Helping cats off tree branches
Keeping callers flattered
Screens got me seeing spots
Props to medical benefits
At least I get a free lens a year
I'm in heaven, bitch (Wow!)

[Chorus]
I get perks, perks, perks
When I work, work, work
I get perks, perks, perks
When I work, work, work
I get perks, perks, perks
When I work, work, work
Watch me ride around town in my company shirt
[Verse 2]
I should snap on a motherfucker so they fire me (Don't do that!)
However, if the raps backfire, they won't hire me
Working in a center makes me wish I was a tire swing
Money let's me help my momma relish in the finer things
And I must say, I love my momma
Momma wants a Vitamix
Spend my time thinking that maybe I could write a lick if I could get the early shift
Maybe I should find a lady
Settle, build a family
Use two weeks of PTO to break for my sanity
Yeah, I mean, maybe I'll just do that, I mean...
I- Arts and crafts was a good was a good run, I-
Yeah, but
Mag.Lo, I ain't seen you in a little bit
What happened to dalliance?
Why you ain't releasin' shit?
Need some help with PR, bro?
Your page is lookin negligent
Yeah, but I got health insurance now
So I'm in heaven, bitch
Health insurance is actually a good thing
Don't listen to me, I'm just bitter

[Chorus]
I get them perks, perks, perks
When I work, work, work
I get perks, perks, perks
When I work, work, work
I get perks, perks, perks (Get, get)
When I work, work, work (Get 'em, get 'em)
Watch me ride around town in my company shirt
[Outro]
Ring, ring, ring
Thanks for calling in (Hoo-hoo-hoo)
You have reached the real life (Yeah!) representative (Representative)
Call me if you need someone to listen to you whine (To listen to you whine)
My manager's (Woo!) unable to (Yeah!) assist you at this time, oh ooh
Sorry, baby