[Intro: Sidemen]
This, that
This, that
This, that
This, that

[Chorus: W2S & Behzinga]
Santa, I was only a child
(Yeah, what?)

[Verse 1: Behzinga]
He was a child, that shit's wild
You had to shit, you're a fat prick
You don't want the smoke
You, you, you—you ain't, you're fucking poo, man
I want my presents back, you stupid wanker

[Verse 2: Zerkaa]
Yeah, you're a wanker
Sit on my lap, I'll be your Santa
XIX mixed with Fanta
Bu, bu, bu, bu-bu-bu-bu
Bu, bu, bu, banter

[Chorus: W2S]
You asked me to turn my back
Then you emptied your sack
[Verse 3: Miniminter & W2S]
Empty your sack all in my crack
Light up an elf, put him in a pack like FIFA
Smoke Rudolph like reefer
When I meet your dad, I'm like, "Hey, nice to meet ya"
Randolph on a Sidemen feature

[Build: W2S, Randolph, Behzinga & Zerkaa]
Yeah, it's me on a feature
This track is shit like "Creature"
KSI can't even rap
This song is "This or That"
This or that, this or that, this or that, this or that, this or that
This or, this or, this or, this or, this or—
Santa, get out of my house
Bo, ba-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, na

[Drop]

[Verse 4: Miniminter, W2S, Zerkaa & Behzinga]
I wanted this, but I got that (Got that)
I asked for this, but then I got that (Got that)
I needed this, I already got that (Got that)
I wanted this, I don't want that (Ugh)
I asked for this, why'd you get me that? (Get me that?)
You bought me this, what the fuck is that? (Fuck is that?)
You stupid prick, don't give me that (Give me that)
Fuck off, mum, I don't want that (Ah)
[Build: Vikkstar123, TBJZL & KSI]
To be fair, though
To be fair, though, what?
To be fair, though, what? To be fair, though, what?

[Instrumental Outro]