[Chorus: Alex The Threat]

All these rich people, they be flexing Lamborghini's
I don't really care, I need a girl in a bikini
I'm just kidding girls, I don't wanna be a meanie
But I'm unexpected, and mysterious like Linguini
Cause I can make your girls dreams come true like a genie
Cause your girl just told me, that I was dreamy
Want a top ten facts on me, you ain't getting freebies
Cause I'm unexpected, and mysterious like Linguini

[Verse 1: Alex The Threat]

Cause I'm preparing my shit like some sauce
When I cook my song up, I wanna share it to all
Cause your girl likes it when I take my shirt off
But I can't stop flexing, it never wears off
They look at me from the outside, hate is all I receive
I can be a good person, but they steal it like some thieves
But I'm just equivalent to a fucking tree
Cause a boy in my house, Ill bark to the bitch leaves
I don't fuck with common taters, I do not pretend
Cause all that bitch does is take away my friends
Always trying to be the first one on a trend
But don't get upset cause you lost me as a friend
[Chorus: Alex The Threat]

All these rich people, they be flexing Lamborghini's
I don't really care, I need a girl in a bikini
I'm just kidding girls, I don't wanna be a meanie
But I'm unexpected, and mysterious like Linguini
Cause I can make your girls dreams come true like a genie
Cause your girl just told me, that I was dreamy
Want a top ten facts on me, you ain't getting freebies
Cause I'm unexpected, and mysterious like Linguini

[Verse 2: Alex The Threat]

I'm just here waiting on my Interscope deal
Cause I wanna serve yall a really big meal
I'm just trying make a appeal
To get rid of Nick Cannon on the Hip-hop wheel
I went to someones story and saw someone touching on my crush
If you ever touch her like that, I will leave you in a mush
So you motherfucker, I suggest you just hush
I'll just drown ya ass, that's what I call a royal flush
Cause you know all I want is motherfucking more
I just wanna be rich, like the Jersey Shore
And then maybe later start my own merch store
But if you ain't fucking with me, hit the back door
[Chorus: Alex The Threat]

All these rich people, they be flexing Lamborghini's
I don't really care, I need a girl in a bikini
I'm just kidding girls, I don't wanna be a meanie
But I'm unexpected, and mysterious like Linguini
Cause I can make your girls dreams come true like a genie
Cause your girl just told me, that I was dreamy
Want a top ten facts on me, you ain't getting freebies
Cause I'm unexpected, and mysterious like Linguini