You and your acai bowl
You act like you're better than all of us
But you know you're not
You and you're acai bowl
You chase your conscience around
For hours and hours
Now it's okay
To spend 18 dollars on purple slime every day

And no one likes you
You don't even like yourself
It's quite tragic;
No one likes you
You don't even like yourself

Get off of him
I'm sorry but you're frankly making me sick
Shut your legs
Where is your dignity
Can I help you find it
Get off of him
He's dating your best friend!

And no one likes you
You don't even like yourself
It's quite tragic;
No one likes you
You don't even like yourself

Shut your mouth we have all heard it before
We have all heard that you know it all
It used to impress me
Now that's out of the question
Shut your mouth
Literally
Nobody asked!

And no one likes you
You don't even like yourself
It's quite tragic;
No one likes you
You don't even like yourself

Strut around
Turn your nose from the ground
When you see us in your presence
You better evacuate
We're infamous for lameness
And who knows
It could be contagious!

And no one likes you
You don't even like yourself
It's quite tragic;
No one likes you
You don't even like yourself

You and your acai bowl
You act like you're better than all of us
But you know you're not