[Intro]
Six new note blocks
Oh look a cute fox
Xylophone banjos and didgeridoos
A bit and a pling can make me sing
I need more cowbell...

[Verse 1]
The Village and Pillage Update is the killingest
Illager patrols will attack the villages
Get a Bad Omen if you kill the leader
Walk into town now a raid has been triggered
Pillagers pillage, Ravagers ravage
Protect this village - you've got to be savage
The progress bar will show you how long
You've gotta fight all these baddies that spawn

[Chorus 1]
Shake that bell
Make 'em glow
Shake that bell
They'll know

[Verse 2]
For each level of Bad Omen there's a bonus wave
They drop better loot if you're brave
Defeat them all then the village will call you a hero
Giving you discounts on trades
Wander the world - find a Pillager outpost
Kill a few, maybe then one drops a crossbow
Longer range, longer charge
They can shoot fireworks
Multishot, piercing, and quick charge are new perks
[Chorus 2]
Light the world
With a lantern
Read that book
On a lectern
Redstone tick
When the page turns
Signal strength
With comparators

[Verse 3]
The villages have been redesigned
The villagers have seven different skin types
Lots of new blocks acting as their job sites
Watch them play, watch them sleep
Trade with their new UI
Hold out their trades
Resupply twice a day

[Verse 4]
You may find a wandering villager
They'll spawn randomly within 48 blocks of a player
They hide at night - hang on to llamas that are one of a kind
They may despawn each day, Namaste, but the llamas stay, anyway
Store your stuff in a barrel
Kitty cats are now feral
They don't turn from ocelots anymore
Find them around villages
Check out their cute new skins
Dye their collars - watch them scare away phantoms
And they'll sleep on your chest
[Verse 5]
Campfires cook food really, really slowly
They emit a brand new particle called (smoke)
You can see it from insanely far away
Make it rise even higher with a bale of (hay)
Blast furnaces and smokers are quick
Half the XP - Twice as fast as a furnace
Design banners even faster with a loom
Dyes are now separate, white, black, brown, and blue
Remove enchantments with a grindstone
Convert plants into compost
With the cartography table - Take a map: expand, lock, and clone
Stonecutter's gonna make your life a cinch
With one little click, there's all the variants
Smithing and fletching tables are job sites
Sneaking is now one and a half blocks high

[Verse 6]
I-didi-di didi-di didi-di Hi-didi-dee-dee-di
There's lots of new slabs and there's lots of new stairs
Lots of new walls and you can dispense shears
Better editing for books and signs
Color sign text when you right-click with dye
If lightning strikes upon a mooshroom
It'll turn brown. So what does that do?
Feed it a flower, and milk it too
It will give you a magic suspicious stew
Dye leather horse armor many a color
Lily of the valley and cornflower
Wither roses can hurt your little tush
And so can that little sweet berry bush
Accessibility options on the title screen
Animation of world generating
Give feedback and report bugs from the game
Animations in painting
It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time
Peanut butter jelly time, peanut- No, just stop. Just stop
[Verse 7]
I was bamboozled by the bamboo in the jungle
I used it to created this lovely little scaffold
I climbed up high to see all of the new textures
And they also included the art of the programmers
And from the veranda, writing my memoranda
I thought I saw a furry black and white hand-a
But it was just Amanda-I mean just a man, duh!
A panda, panda, panda, panda with personality
A panda, panda, panda, panda watch out! They sneeze!
A panda, panda, panda more emotion than me
A panda, panda, panda, panda, panda, panda, duh!
A panda, panda, panda, panda rolling around
A panda, panda, panda, panda cute little sounds
A panda, panda, panda eating cake off the ground
A panda, panda, panda, panda, panda, panda, duh!
Panda! Panda!