[Intro]
Eating away
I don't know why
Why I gained another pound of weight
Today's another day to cheat on my diet by the way
Expect a fatal heart attack, okay?

[Chorus]
Ate my stream. (Fat fuck Greek!)
Shat the bed! (Fat fuck Greek!)
I'll be dead, in a year or two!

[Verse 1]
So needless to say
I'm morbidly obese!
Shit five times a day
Accepting slowly that death is okay!
Literally a whale!
Kitty I'm too fat I broke the scale

[Chorus]
Ate my stream. (Fat fuck Greek!)
Shat the bed! (Fat fuck Greek!)
I'll be dead, in a year or two!

[Verse 2]
No diet for me!
I'm not fat, I'm big-boned
And thick with twenty C's
Donations will go straight to my stomach
Okay listen mate, I'll start my diet for real anyway