[SEYMOUR]
We're closed for renovation
For spiffing-up and grooming
'Cause customers are flocking
And business has been booming
We need refrigeration
In our new, improved display
So we're closed for renovation
Today

[MUSHNIK, spoken]
Yes, indeed, this is the shop you heard about on the Channel 5 news!
Yes, the Audrey II is on display exclusively here!

[SEYMOUR, AUDREY]
We're closed for decoration
'Cause fortune has been smiling
So now we're due for painting
New plumbing and re-tiling
We'll make a ship-shape showplace
Of our little shop and then
Tomorrow we'll be open
Again

[MUSHNIK, spoken]
Seymour, aren't you finished yet?
[SEYMOUR, spoken]
I'm doing my best, but all these Band-Aids make it kinda hard

[AUDREY, spoken]
You've been gettin' hurt so much lately...

[SEYMOUR, spoken]
Uh, I know, it seems like every time I pick up a pruning shears, I slip...
Ahaha...

[ALL, sung]
We're closed for renovation
For swabbing-down and brooming
'Cause business has been thriving
Since Audrey Two's been blooming
The phones have not stopped ringing
With the customers who say:

[SEYMOUR]
Another bunch of peonies

[AUDREY]
Another dozen daisies, please

[SEYMOUR]
Geraniums, anemones
[AUDREY]
Forget-me-nots and fleur-de-lis

[MUSHNIK]
With gratis home deliveries

[ALL]
On paid-in-fulls and C.O.D.'s
We're closed for renovation
Today!