[Intro]
Oh, I got a message
I guess I'll open it
Let's see here
What? Oh

[Verse 1]
I've been good (Good), I mind my business (Business)
I beg of you (Please), don't make me witness (No)
All the gross things (Yuck) you do alone (Nasty)
For real, just keep it off my phone (Ew)

[Pre-Chorus]
I turn on my screen (What is that?)
What do I see? (Why does it look like that?)
A hundred one-eyed monsters
(You should really get that checked out)
Staring (Yikes), staring back at me

[Chorus]
One hundred dicks on my phone
Please leave me the fuck alonе
One hundred dicks I don't wanna bone
Plеase leave me the fuck alone

[Verse 2]
Oh, you went and put your face in that photo?
(Why is your face in it?)
That's a no-no (No), that's a no-no (Ew)
Sorry, sir (Sorry), my DMs are closed (Closed)
If you impose, you'll get exposed (Cancelled)
[Pre-Chorus]
I turn on my screen (Ew, what is that?)
What do I see? (Why does it look like that?)
A hundred one-eyed monsters
(You should really get that checked out)
Staring (Yikes), staring back at me

[Chorus]
One hundred dicks on my phone
Please leave me the fuck alone
One hundred dicks I don't wanna bone
Please leave me the fuck alone