[Intro]
Oh, I got a message
I guess I'll open it
Let's see here, haha
What? Oh...

[Verse 1]
I’ve been good (good), I mind my business (business)
I beg of you (please) don’t make me witness (no)
All the gross things (yuck) you do alone (nasty)
For real just keep it off my phone (ew!)

[Pre-Chorus]
I turn on my screen (what is that?)
What do I see? (why does it look like that?)
A hundred one-eyed monsters
(you should really get that checked out)
Staring (yikes), staring back at me

[Chorus]
100 dicks on my phone
Please leave me the fuck alone
100 dicks I don’t wanna bonе
Please leavе me the fuck alone

[Verse 2]
Oh, you went and put your face in that photo?
(Why is your face in it?)
That’s a no-no (no), that’s a no-no (ew)
Sorry sir (sorry), my DMs are closed (closed)
If you impose, you’ll get exposed (cancelled!)
[Pre-Chorus]
I turn on my screen (ew, what is that?)
What do I see? (why does it look like that?)
A hundred one-eyed monsters
(you should really get that checked out)
Staring (yikes), staring back at me

[Chorus]
100 dicks on my phone
Please leave me the fuck alone
100 dicks I don’t wanna bone
Please leave me the fuck alone

100 dicks on my phone
Please leave me the fuck alone
100 dicks I don’t wanna bone
Please leave me the fuck alone