Every extreme is on the same team
Every extreme is on the same team
Every extreme is on the same team
Every extreme is on the same team

The AnCaps are gonna make us some cash
The Nazis are gonna bring the fash
The AnComs are gonna let us get along
The Commies are gonna sick sing songs
The Monarchists will kiss their sis
The Strasserist pacifist will protest this quick
The NazBol fight will unite left and right
The Transhumanists will bring
Robo-arms to a knife fight

It's not about what seperates us
Anarchist
Leftist
Rightist
Statist
It's about what brings us together
We all want a world with centrist forever

So Pinochet is gonna make out with Stalin
Nazi Noam Chompsky is a motherfuckin stallion
I'm not really sure what Anarcho-Syndicalism means
But who gives a fuck they're on our team
Every extreme is on the same team
Every extreme is on the same team
Every extreme is on the same team
Except in the way that proves horseshoe theory