I came home this evening not feeling my best
Because I failed my chemistry test
I didn't study, I didn't even try
But it's not that big of a deal and I'm gonna tell you why

The job market is declining
The economy is slowly dying
And everyone is trying
To tell you it's gonna be okay

Everyone's gonna tell you to
Do what you love
But if you love food and housing
You're shit out of luck

You're likely gonna have to study specific fields
In order to pay the bills

You'll likely have a family
Before you're good and ready
But don't worry, the divorce rate's increasing steadily

And if it seems I'm being pessimistic with this medley
I've got one thing to say to you:
Look around, we're screwed

We pump all our trash
Into sea and air
Killing billions of animals
Without a care

Despite all our talk of going green
Our practices are only getting more mean

The way we treat this planet's
Getting nastier and nastier
Humans are a goddamn
Unnatural disaster

I compiled a list
Of why we can't subsist
Like this anymore
Let's start with nuclear war
Supervolcanic eruption
Global corporate corruption
Spreading viral infection
Via mental destruction

The world will soon be filled
With death to the brim
So you'll have to forgive me
That in comparison

I'm not that depressed
That I failed my chem test