[Allison]
Why don’t you tell me a little bit about yourself?

[Jreg]
You’re the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen
It’s like you’re a girl from my dreams
Do you know what I mean?

[Jreg]
Uh, yeah I’m really flattered
But why don’t you talk about something that matters
Like you know, just to you
What’s a hobby or a sport you’re really into?

[Jreg]
The only thing I’m into is your beautiful eyes
The only thing I do at night is fantasize
About the girl, that’s you, that’s right for me
And I know that that’s true, it’s you baby

[Allison]
Uh, yeah, I see
It’s just it seems like you’re lacking some personality
Is all you ever do just think about me?
Honestly that’s kind of creepy
There’s more to life than just looking for love
There should be other things you’re thinking of

[Jreg]
You’re the only thing I need in my life
Don’t need water or food with you as my wife
When you’re holding my hand I’ll be free of strife
Free of strife
Free of strife

[Allison]
What, no, Jesus Christ, fuck
Do you literally spend all your time thinking about love?
What about your job? Your hobbies? Your friends?
Is this actual where all your thoughts end?
[Jreg]
You know what? Maybe you’re right
Perhaps I focus on love to distract from my life
There are so many things I want to achieve
But focusing on finding love seems so easy

[Allison]
Well I’m glad you understand
Maybe if you work on yourself you can be my man

[Jreg]
Ooh, then that’s what I’ll do
I’ll work on myself just for you
You’re the only reason I’ll improve
I’ll do it all just for you!
Just for you
Just for you
Just for you
Just for you

[Allison]
Yeah, okay, we’re done here