JrEg
(Not) A Song About Incels
All women are whores ‘cause they won’t sleep with me
No, my philosophy’s not contradictory
Women are animals, just feral beasts
All women are like that
Unlike me

While women whore it up, all acting the same
I parrot talking points with my superior brain
I figured out the social game
The Chads and Stacy’s are to blame
Not the fact that I’m insane
And haven’t showered in eight days

Hey guys, Jreg here
Isn’t it fun drinking incel tears?
I hope they kill themsеlves
Because thеy’re ugly
Don’t they know they can hit the gym
And be just like me?
Couple of squats, determination, execise
All of that will get them my exact jawline

Mocking them makes me feel superior because I’m attractive
And as a result, I fuck
They’re easy to mock
Cuz I’m six-two
I have high cheekbones and my parents raised me good
Every time I make someone with no will to live feel worse
I just laugh, ha ha ha
Please put that person in a hearse

Some people will tell you that mocking individual incels
Is like mocking a cancer patient for being riddled with cancer cells
That instead of dehumanizing people who are suicidally depressed
Whose one deseire is to find someone to kiss
And love, and hold, in the bleak and scary world
We should turn maybe instead to the broader social reasons
Why this shit’s in people’s heads

But the internet rewards sociopathy
That people can share with their friends and family
To wreck people with no will to live
So fuck it, let’s dehumanize them!

Doobedeedoo, I’m an incel, incel
Doobedeedoo, I’ve got poor mental health
Doobedeedoo, I want to kill myself
Doobedeedoo, and you aren’t much help