I’ve been a pop star for a long time
People’s sexiest man alive
Now it’s time for me to be seen as a massive creep
That’s why in this video I look like a sick pedo
And why I’m stalking a lady like she is fresh meat
My beard’s gross
This video’s all about me
Maroon 5 is nowhere to be seen
I’m showing off my abs and all of my tattoos
I’ve done commercials bout acne
I’ve got a show on NBC
It is time that I show you what else I can do
Yea
I can stand in rain in a hoodie
I can develop photography
I can hump pretend hunks of meat
I can act totally crazy
I can take pictures on my smart phone
I can smear blood on my hot muscles
This is just like “American Psycho”
Oh!

How do I make my voice so high?
Breaks the windows every time
I use helium
I inhale it from these balloons
When I sing it songs like the cry of a dog about to die
That’s why animals always show up to my shows
Go away!
This is the part I act real nuts and cover myself in raw meat guts
Guess he forgot we’re in the band too – dick!
I look so good it’s all about me
I am the one fans wanna see
I’m damn sick of Adam’s attitude
This is Maroon 5 not Maroon 1
Even though now there are 6 of us
No one even knows who we are
Adam you’re always the damn star
Nobody wants to watch this weird shit
Of course they do especially this
Check it out now he’s acting like a wolf owooooo

Seriously Adam!? You didn’t tell me you were going to pour blood all over me?
Maroon 5, more like moron 5 – oh…. [slap]

You’re ruining our reputation
This video’s disgusting
No it’s artistic
It’s just sick
We’re tired of this shit
What the hell are you doing guys?
Don’t worry it’s a surprise
That’s totally fine as long as I get more screen time
Oh you will!

I don’t know why why why why
You tied me up I’m scared I’m too pretty to die die die
No no no!

We won’t kill you buy you might want to commit suicide after what we have in mind

No no no!

And now it’s time that we give you a taste of your own medicine by making you ass listen to your own voice!

I’ve been a pop star for a long time
People’s sexiest man alive
Now it’s time for me to be seen as a massive creep