I Really Like You Parody
[Verse 1: Lisa "LisBug" Schwartz as Carly Rae Jepsen]
What the hell is Tom Hanks doing here in this music vid
Sitting in bed in pajamas, mouthing along
And why is he doing such a terrible job of it?
Guess he didn’t learn all the lyrics to this song, Oh no
[Pre-Chorus: Carly Rae Jepsen]
This guy’s movies have made billions
He’s won 2 Oscars and earned millions
He’s one of the world’s biggest movie stars
So why do this dumb video?
[Chorus: Bart Baker as Tom Hanks, Nash Grier as Super Fan 1, Cameron Dallas as Super Fan 2, Super Fans]
You ask why am I in this video, Well, let me tell you
I was signing several contracts and I got confused
I must have mixed up all my papers cos the next thing I knew
I had signed up to be in this, What is wrong with you
You’re too famous to be in a pop song vid, It’s embarrassing!
I know!, But I signed a contract and if I back out I could be sued
We really can’t believe we used to look up to you
[Verse 2: Carly Rae Jepsen]
It’s been more than 3 years since ‘Call Me Maybe’ was a hit
After that, my career fizzled out too soon
I knew if the next song I released was a piece of shit
I'd end up waiting tables pushing a broom, Hell no
[Pre-Chorus: Carly Rae Jepsen]
Music is a competition
You have to make sure people listen
So I made a vid everyone will watch
Cos it shows Tom Hanks lip syncing
[Chorus: Carly Rae Jepsen, Hayes Grier as Super Fan 3, Aaron Carpenter as Super Fan 4, Sidewalk Singers, *Daniel Skye as Kid In Car*, **Tom Hanks**]
This was a desperate and totally calculated move
Put a huge star in my new vid to drive YouTube views
Why the heck does Tom Hanks have a Tinder profile? I’m confused
I have no clue, I searched for girls and he’s on mine too
His lip syncing’s so bad that they hired us to dance and distract from that
*Hi there Tom Hanks I’m driving by in a car waving to you!*
**This is all just product placement is this over soon?**
[Bridge: Carly Rae Jepsen, Tom Hanks, Christian Delgrosso as Makeup Artist 1, KingBach as Makeup Artist 2]
This shot uses lens flare, like J.J. Abrams
I hope this shoot wraps soon, I’m really losing patience!
We’ve just got one scene left, We’re doing the dance scene next
I need to tell you something
[Spoken Interlude: Tom Hanks, Carly Rae Jepsen, Makeup Artist 2]
I’m extremely constipated right now
Ew
You want some prune juice n***a?
Yeah!
[Chorus: Carly Rae Jepsen, Tom Hanks, Logan Paul as Choreographer, Jake Paul as Justin Bieber]
This is the worst dancing that anybody could ever do
There was no time to rehearse it, cos I’m leaving soon
The choreographer looks sick I think he’s about to puke
I can’t take this awful dancing, I need a men’s room!
I’m so fed up with this! Hey Justin Bieber!
I’m so glad you’re here I’m here
I’m producing a new movie you’d be the perfect star dude
It’s a remake of Forrest Gump Wow I would love to, swag
[Spoken Outro: Tom Hanks, Justin Bieber, Carly Rae Jepsen]
Great! Just sign right here on the dotted line
Awesome, I always wanted to be a movie star
I bet you have, ha-ha-ha
Okay, boys, Justin here is playing Forrest Gump in the remake
Lets get his legs ready, huh?
Swag, swag, swag, swag, swag!
Run, Bieber run!
What the hell is Tom Hanks doing here in this music vid
Sitting in bed in pajamas, mouthing along
And why is he doing such a terrible job of it?
Guess he didn’t learn all the lyrics to this song, Oh no
[Pre-Chorus: Carly Rae Jepsen]
This guy’s movies have made billions
He’s won 2 Oscars and earned millions
He’s one of the world’s biggest movie stars
So why do this dumb video?
[Chorus: Bart Baker as Tom Hanks, Nash Grier as Super Fan 1, Cameron Dallas as Super Fan 2, Super Fans]
You ask why am I in this video, Well, let me tell you
I was signing several contracts and I got confused
I must have mixed up all my papers cos the next thing I knew
I had signed up to be in this, What is wrong with you
You’re too famous to be in a pop song vid, It’s embarrassing!
I know!, But I signed a contract and if I back out I could be sued
We really can’t believe we used to look up to you
[Verse 2: Carly Rae Jepsen]
It’s been more than 3 years since ‘Call Me Maybe’ was a hit
After that, my career fizzled out too soon
I knew if the next song I released was a piece of shit
I'd end up waiting tables pushing a broom, Hell no
[Pre-Chorus: Carly Rae Jepsen]
Music is a competition
You have to make sure people listen
So I made a vid everyone will watch
Cos it shows Tom Hanks lip syncing
[Chorus: Carly Rae Jepsen, Hayes Grier as Super Fan 3, Aaron Carpenter as Super Fan 4, Sidewalk Singers, *Daniel Skye as Kid In Car*, **Tom Hanks**]
This was a desperate and totally calculated move
Put a huge star in my new vid to drive YouTube views
Why the heck does Tom Hanks have a Tinder profile? I’m confused
I have no clue, I searched for girls and he’s on mine too
His lip syncing’s so bad that they hired us to dance and distract from that
*Hi there Tom Hanks I’m driving by in a car waving to you!*
**This is all just product placement is this over soon?**
[Bridge: Carly Rae Jepsen, Tom Hanks, Christian Delgrosso as Makeup Artist 1, KingBach as Makeup Artist 2]
This shot uses lens flare, like J.J. Abrams
I hope this shoot wraps soon, I’m really losing patience!
We’ve just got one scene left, We’re doing the dance scene next
I need to tell you something
[Spoken Interlude: Tom Hanks, Carly Rae Jepsen, Makeup Artist 2]
I’m extremely constipated right now
Ew
You want some prune juice n***a?
Yeah!
[Chorus: Carly Rae Jepsen, Tom Hanks, Logan Paul as Choreographer, Jake Paul as Justin Bieber]
This is the worst dancing that anybody could ever do
There was no time to rehearse it, cos I’m leaving soon
The choreographer looks sick I think he’s about to puke
I can’t take this awful dancing, I need a men’s room!
I’m so fed up with this! Hey Justin Bieber!
I’m so glad you’re here I’m here
I’m producing a new movie you’d be the perfect star dude
It’s a remake of Forrest Gump Wow I would love to, swag
[Spoken Outro: Tom Hanks, Justin Bieber, Carly Rae Jepsen]
Great! Just sign right here on the dotted line
Awesome, I always wanted to be a movie star
I bet you have, ha-ha-ha
Okay, boys, Justin here is playing Forrest Gump in the remake
Lets get his legs ready, huh?
Swag, swag, swag, swag, swag!
Run, Bieber run!