Austin:
I, I'm a clone of Bieber
Wear over sized sneakers
And sing into mirrors
And my
My government grew me
In a laboratory, to become the next big
Teen heartthrob

Scientist:
Everything's looking good
Next we should
Test out how he performs the hook!

Austin:
Now I'm outside
My friends are dancing like tool
See a black guy
And high five him so that I look cool
Chasing a broad
Acting like I am in love
Singing a song
That sound twenty years old and also
My hat is dumb

Justin:
Who is this scum!

Austin:
Why
Are you walking away?
I guess you must be gay
Cause I'm fucking perfect
Bitch

Girl:
No
It's because you look nine
And I hope you realize
That this song sounds just like
Bye Bye Bye

Scientist:
Everything's looking great
With Austin

Other Scientist:
Wait who is that?

Scientist:
Oh shit it's Justin!

Justin:
This needs to stop

Other Scientist:
Crap he found us this is bad

Justin:
You think you're hot
But you don't even wear drop crotch pants

Austin:
Justin piss off
I'm the new you kiss my ass

Justin:
That's the last straw
I challenge you to a swag match

Austin:
Ok it's On
Swag swag swag swag swag

Justin:
Like Donkey Kong!
Swag swag swag swag swag swag swag

Other Scientist:
What the hell is happening?

Scientist:
Their egos are colliding
It is causing an earthquake
We need to
Deactivate!