(Kevin Walkman)
Oh no!
Shit here we go again
I know we could be more than friendly
What does that even mean?
Babe, I want love as seen on TV
And oh my god!
We could admit that this is odd!
Love at first sight is bullshit now
But look at your face
Can I get to know you at my place tonight?

And I'm the boy who cries wolf tonight
But it's not my first tear shed
Maybe I'm dramatic, I swear
I always act up this time of year
It's true
What they don't see
When the cameras stop rolling it's just me and you
It could be us if you want if you wanna
Call me by your name and I'll call you nirvana, yeah

Oh no!
Shit here we go again
I know we could be more than friendly
What does that even mean?
Babe, I want love as seen on TV
And oh my god!
We could admit that this is odd!
Love at first sight is bullshit now
But look at your face
Can I get to know you at my place tonight?
Woah oh oh(times 8)

(Mickey Darling)
Oh no!
Shit really hit the fan
My shows sell out for some reason
I know it's not everything but
My self-worth is based off my streams
And oh my god, look mom I'm famous
I'm not lost, just kinda aimless
I can't tell my girlfriend I'm gay
Cause she spent eight months thinking I'm straight

(Kevin Walkman)
Oh no!
Shit here we go again
I know we could be more than friendly
What does that even mean?
Babe, I want love as seen on TV
And oh my god!
We could admit that this is odd!
Love at first sight is bullshit now
But look at your face
Can I get to know you at my place tonight?

Good god, this is close
I feel like I'll explode
For you
I know, it's true babe
Good god, this is close
I feel like I'll explode
For you
I know, it's true babe
Good god, this is close
I feel like I'll explode
For you
I know, it's true babe