[Verse 1: Kylie Minogue & Robbie Williams]
Me no bubbletious
Me smoke heavy tar
Me be groovin' slowly where you are
Notify your next of kin
'Cause you're never coming back
I've been dropping beats since Back in Black

[Pre-Chorus: Kylie Minogue & Robbie Williams]
And we'll paint by numbers
'Til something sticks
I don't mind doing it for the kids

[Chorus: Kylie Minogue & Robbie Williams]
So come on, jump on board, take a ride, yeah
You'll be doin' it all night
Jump on board, feel the high
'Cause the kids are alright

[Verse 2: Kylie Minogue & Robbie Williams]
You've got a reputation
Well, I guess that can be explored
You're dancing with the chairman of the board
Take a ride on my 12-cylinder symphony
But if you got other plans
The purpose of a woman is to love her man
[Pre-Chorus: Kylie Minogue & Robbie Williams]
And we'll paint by numbers
'Til something sticks
I don't mind doing it for the kids

[Chorus: Kylie Minogue & Robbie Williams]
So come on, jump on board, take a ride, yeah
You'll be doin' it all night
Jump on board, feel the high
Cause the kids are alright

[Bridge: Robbie Williams & Both]
I'm gonna give it all of my loving
It's gonna take up all of my love
I'm gonna give it all of my loving
It's gonna take up all of my love
I'm gonna give it all of my loving
It's gonna take up all of my love
I'm gonna give it all of my loving
It's gonna take up all of my love

[Bridge: Kylie Minogue & Robbie Williams]
Come down from the ceiling
I didn't mean to get so high
I couldn't do what I wanted to do
When my lips were dry
You can't just up and leave me
I'm a singer in a band
Well, I like drummers, baby
You're not my bag
[Chorus: Kylie Minogue & Robbie Williams]
Jump on board, take a ride, yeah
You'll be doin' it all night
Jump on board, feel the high, yeah
Jump on board, take a ride, yeah
You'll be doin' it all night
Jump on board, feel the high, yeah

[Outro: Robbie Williams]
I’m an honorary Sean Connery, born ‘74
There’s only one of me
Single handedly raising the economy
Ain’t no chance of the record company dropping me
Press be asking do I care for sodomy
I don’t know, yeah, probably
I’ve been looking for serial monogamy
Not some bird that looks like Billy Connolly
But for now I’m down with ornithology
Grab your binoculars, come follow me
I like to drink it out but never like to sip it uhh, uhh
I like to drink it out but never like to sip it uhh, uhh
I like to drink it out but never like to sip it uhh, uhh
I like to drink it out but never like to sip it uhh, uhh
I like to drink it out but never like to sip it uhh, uhh
I like to drink it out, drink it out, drink it out
Like a beat ya
To the floor, to the beat I got
To the floor, to the beat I got
To the floor, to the beat I got
Starting out
To the beat, to the beat I got
To the beat, to the beat I got
To the beat, to the beat I got