Ludwig Ahgren
Ludwig Orders a Pizza
(Hello, thank you for calling Pizza Hut, will your order be for carry-out or delivery?)
1, 2, 3 and 4
Hello, Pizza Boy!
Today, the plan is SIMPLE!
(Sir, I can't hear you over the music)
We're just gonna start off with a nice, solid large cheese pizza! Ok? (Cheese? Ok.)
Then we're gonna head over to the toppings sections, alright?
(I really can't hear you over the music..)
We're gonna sprinkle a little pepperoni, some olives, maybe some..
Bacon time, everybody! It's bacon time!
Any bacon-er's in the chat?
(Bacon?)
Any bacon-er's?
(Bacon- what? Sir, you should really turn down the music.)'
And then, we're just gonna finish it off with a nice two-liter of coke
Should be a good pizza. Today!
(Ight.)
That'll finish it off..
(Your music is wayy too loud.)
Did you get all of that?
(What?)