[Verse 1]
Wake up in the morning got my money up
When I'm with my bitch I get my tummy rubbed
Don't fuck with that bitch she got a dirty car
When she look at me I swear that I get really hard
Don't be a Lazy Bones, please return your cart
Dropped out of school, but I'm very smart
This song is shit but, it'll still top the charts
Just got a bag I just bought me two-piece
They bringing pizza over I'm like can I have two please
Counter-Strike you lose it cause you probably buy the dualies
Tryna open that case but I have like no, keys

[Verse 2]
Playing with her boobies
She ask me what I want and I'm like you please
Wings on me, got the blue cheese
Catch me playing league with Cochise
Always smoking weed, I'm a dope fiend
When she fuck with me I get dopamine
Only smoke that weed, I don't need no lean
Like I'm Goku with the senzu bean

[Outro]
Rest in peace Joe Rogan
Rest in peace Joe Rogan
Rest in peace Joe Rogan
Rest in peace Joe Rogan