[Intro]
Yah, facts, yo, yo
My music teacher from high school, if you hear this you're a bitch
Ay, okay, ya, I am, okay, okay, yo
Yo

[Chorus]
If you are anxious (I am), relax (okay)
Level
Yo
If you need money, just rob a bank (okay)
If you need gas, just fill the tank (I will)
If you are fat, just lose some weight (I will soon, I will soon)
If you are horny, just masturbate (okay fine)

[Verse]
If you need time, then just wait (okay)
If you have asthma, just breathe slower (okay)
If you have grass, use a lawnmower (alright)
My dick is small now (what), I swear I'm a grower (alright, same)
If you fell off, then just stand up (true)
If you feel down, then just get up (I will)
If you are lactose, don't drink no milk (okay)
NFT's, look fucking dumb (that's true)
If you are in debt, just pay it off (maybe you're right)
If you are sick, thеn just cough (cough)
If you're depressеd, stop being depressed (okay, I'll try)
If you are short, then grow up (fuck)
If you are racist (ew), stop being racist
If you need a house (azan?), then just get a house

[Chorus]
If you are anxious (I am), relax (okay)
Yo
If you need money, just rob a bank (okay)
If you need gas, just fill the tank (I will)
If you are fat, just lose some weight (I will soon, I will soon)
Level
If you are horny, just masturbate (okay fine)