[Intro: Mike Glambin, Cameraman, Raindrop]

[Cameraman]
That's a nice locker you got there, dude

[Raindrop]
Raindrop, opening my locker, take two

[Hook: Mike Glambin]
You think you're all that, but you're not
I don't know what to say

[Verse 1: Mike Glambin]

You think you can rap, but you choke
You're a fricking joke
You're gay, you can't get a girl anyway
I'm done

[Verse 2: Raindrop]

Yo, you're gay
You suck fags, oh
All night, that, your face all wells up
And it fades away
Yo

[Verse 3: Mike Glambin]

Dude, you can't even rhyme
What a crime
You're wearing a blue T
I, you can't mess with me

[Verse 4: Raindrop]

Yo, yo
You suck balls, along with hoes
You're so gay that, you, you
Don't know what to say
You're gay

[Verse 5: Mike Glambin]

Your name is Matt
You're really fat

[Hook]

[Verse 6: Raindrop]

You have a bull on your shirt
You look like a fert from a cartoon
A coon, and it ruins like poons
You live with racoons, animal boom
You live in Kalamazoo
You foo'