[Elaine Stritch]
Two's company
Ordinarily
Two's company
But contrarily

We disagree
No matter what it happens to be

[Donald Sinden]
You're the perverse one

[Elaine Stritch]
I agonize

[Donald Sinden]
Night and day with you

[Elaine Stritch]
To compromise

[Donald Sinden]
There's no way with you!

[Elaine Stritch]
I wish I had picked a large boa constrictor, my friend
[Donald Sinden]
Are you trying to tell me something?

[Elaine Stritch]
You're the perverse one

Two's company

[Donald Sinden]
Indisputably

[Elaine Stritch]
Two's company

[Donald Sinden]
Irrefutably

[Elaine Stritch]
How we embark
On old Noah's arc
Pair by pair

[Donald Sinden]
Not so loud, please!

[Elaine Stritch]
So, ask me
Who's company?
[Donald Sinden]
Whenever I choose company

[Elaine Stritch]
I gotta say
Two's company

[Donald Sinden]
Except for this affair

[Elaine Stritch]
You give me mal de mer

[Donald Sinden]
You know what that mеans?

[Elaine Stritch]
Could we let in some frеsh air?

[Donald Sinden]
No, madame

[Both]
Au contraire