She wants to move to London
She’s got her big plan
She’s got a year’s rent and she’s got friends there
She needs a change of scenery
But I could never move to London
She wants to move to Camden Town
But I've got my own plans
I’ll get a cheap flight and visit when I can
She says she wants what I have
But I could never move to London

No, I can’t go anywhere
I'm too broke and no fun
No, I can’t go anywhere
Tell me when she’s coming home

So tell me when she moves away
Will she find another man?
Another accent, a hiccup in my plan
To bring her home to stay with me again
I’m overthinking

But I could never move to London
No, I can’t go anywhere
I'm too broke and no fun
No, I can’t go anywhere
Tell me when she’s coming home