Dumbfoundead
Bad Villain
Okay, yo, yo

[Verse 1]
We ghetto blastin', banana barrel-smashin
Wipin' up M. Bison's blood with sterile napkins
On the throne like a pharoah surrounded by Tera Patrick
[?] very passion, this shit gets very crackin'
This system has been hacked in with upgrades
Enough space for a dictionary attachment, fist of fury action
It's the new contraption, with a quasar radar that picks up booties dancin'
All-nighter iron man that grips the uzi flashin'
If this too confusing, then give the noobies Aspirin
[?] back into my lavish mansion
The killer crib, that's the way a villain lives
You need a killer instinct just to enter it
Serious, [?] while walkin' through the halls of the pyramid
Made you forget the cause of your pilgrimagе
But you got balls and it makes me wanna start applauding your fearlеssness
A day in the life of a bodier lyricist

[Chorus]
I'm a villain, everything my rival isn't
Imma look for new worlds and imma try to get it
If you got a cute girl, then imma try to hit it
To obtain this kinda image, you gotta be bad
I'm a villain, everything my rival isn't
Imma look for new worlds and imma try to get it
If you got a cute girl, then imma try to hit it
To obtain this kinda image, you gotta be bad

[Verse 2]
Do your research, have your bad guy Google
[?] got up in Thailand eatin' pad thai noodles
You think you soundin' raw because you rap like Khujo
Prepare for a Counter-Strike, not the half-life you know
Cap your ass and leave you with a graphite culo
Becoming a tragic story on last night's news, bro
I like playing games but my favorite pastime's to flow
Who the fuck are you man, tryna act like you know?
You don't see me goin' around tryna flash my new clothes
But I'll make an exception this time and pass by you though
Throw that thing away man, that crack pipe's too old
Gettin' medieval on cats with a black knight suit on
Takes a lot for me to sell out but the cash might do though
(Why? I struggled all my life) That's why, puto
Not fat like sumos, but I'll smash like judo
You should see what I turn into when the past 9 moon glows
[Chorus]
I'm a villain, everything my rival isn't
Imma look for new worlds and imma try to get it
If you got a cute girl, then imma try to hit it
To obtain this kinda image, you gotta be bad
I'm a villain, everything my rival isn't
Imma look for new worlds and imma try to get it
If you got a cute girl, then imma try to hit it
To obtain this kinda image, you gotta be bad

[Verse 3]
Yo I'm bad to the bone, John McEnroe
Trashin your home, hazardous zone
Don't walk through this labyrinth alone
This bastard [?] the glow
I've even cracked Bob Backlund's skull in masculine mode
Man (I'm bad) like Optimus cold
And Captain Jack had a passion for gold and how firecrackers explode
And (I'm sick) catching a cold
The cats back at the Blowed or a psychopath that's lackin control
And (I'm not) average, goodie-two shoes
Sweet pudding, boo-boo
Lovey-dovey, Blue's Clues
Not your buddy-buddy so (who's you?)
A nobody who knows nobody
Just knows a guy who knows a guy that knows somebody that knows karate
But you still can't touch me, you're so Kentucky with your nuts tucked up in your buttcheeks
Saying words like "Yucky", you yuppie
Remember you look up to me, you're nothing, you rookie