What do you get when you fall in love?
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
That`s what you get for all your trouble
I`ll never fall in love again
I`ll never fall in love again

What do you get when you kiss a guy?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
After you do, he`ll never phone you
I`ll never fall in love again
I`ll never fall in love again

Don`t tell me what is all about
`Cause I`ve been there and I`m glad I`m out
Out of those chains, those chains that bind you
That is why I`m here to remind you

What do you get when you give your heart
You get it all broken up and battered
Thats what you get a heart that`s shattered
I`ll never fall in love again
Oh I`ll never fall in love again

Don`t tell me what it`s all about
`Cause I`ve been there and I`m glad I`m out
Out of those chains, those chains that bind you
That is why I`m here to remind you
What do you get when you fall in love?
You only get lies and pain and sorrow
So, for at least, until tomorrow
I`ll never fall in love again
Oh, I`ll never fall in love again