What a surprise I found you here
What a surprise you came to me
What a surprise I held within, oh
What a great mess we're in

You always covered your ears when I confessed
Oh, I like you, I like you, like you
So is it true what the saying says?
Whatever, whatever

You didn't need a private caller
I didn't need another friend
You never picked up the receiver
Till you grabbed me by the hand
You didn't need a private caller
You didn't need another man
Till I was on the other end
Till I was on the other end

What a surprise you drank some wine
What a surprise you're drunk and fly
What a surprise you understand
I'm figuring out where to land

You always covered my eyes when you undress
But I see you, I see you, I see you
So is it true what the saying says?
Whatever, whatever

You didn't need a private caller
I didn't need another friend
You never picked up the receiver
Till you grabbed me by the hand
You didn't need a private caller
You didn't need another man
Till I was on the other end
Till I was on the other end

You're calling me a private caller

You didn't need a private caller
You didn't need another friend
You never picked up the receiver
Till you grabbed me by the hand
You didn't need a private caller
You didn't need another man
And never ever had his powers
Never ever had a plan
You didn't need a private caller
Till I was on the other end
Till I was on the other end
Till I was on the other end
You're calling me a private caller