Ah, a brand new adventure
The Galar Region, grand views and splendour
Traversing the land to become the champion
It's been my dream now it's in my grasp
And I will not squander it (no I won't)
My starter on my side as we go a wandering
Ooo my first encounter with a trainer
Excuse me! Would you care to engage in a...
Y'alright there laddy
Lemme show you the new place, it's bright and flashy
Get your running shoes on, you're looking tired and flabby
What's that you caught there, a Wooloo? Hmm we can try some haggis
Got so many balls need to hire a caddy, I'm thе guide you need up in the wild and valleys
Just don't usе day care in middle of town or your 'mons'll be pissed in the shire with Granny
Strap your Reeboks, get into the grass and meet lots of brand new creatures
Let me tell ya the Skwovets go mad for Seedots and we got strong brew in our phantom teapots
Watch your feet boss there's items to find
Little shiny surprise, keep your eyes on the prize
And if you get into a needless squabble with your wee little sobble
Just give um a right and it'll leave um wobbled
There's a thing called Dynamax
Now if you try and scrap with a giant rat you'll be lying flat
Get yourself a little fance bracelet
And you got a better chance to face it
We got old names and some new forms
And a big bloody dog with a huge sword
There's stadiums for your trainer lot
And they're deffo not the place where you shoot and score
There's a group of thugs called Team Yell
They're a bit pushy but they mean well
They just want to see their mate beat the champ
But he won't go down so easy lass
He's a tough lad so you better hurry
Just train hard and you needn't worry
Oh one more thing if you're ever hungry
You can count on Bob for a Stella Curry