[Chorus]:
I wish you were my waifu
Level up my life
You could be my player 2, we'll DDR all through the night, too
Chilling in the front room
We can kick it, kung-fu
No need for fanfic because my favourite ship is us two

[Verse 1 - Connor Quest]:
I saw you in the manga store, you were buying shojo
I started to fan and foam, cold sweating like Shoto
Thinking what you'd have in store for me if I went and pursued ya
If you were on the starter line you know that I'd choose ya
If you're taken yelling "Save me" I will take a penny bladе
And fight my way through danger bravely 'til you're in my arms safеly
Be the Link to your Zelda and when you wink I just melt
I'm so on the brink, Esmeralda, I've got a hunch that I fell for ya
See you from a distance over yonder way
A day that you're not with me is a somber day
Obsessing over you just like a yandere
I wonder, ay, how you'd look in Neko lingerie
Are you Toga? 'Cause I know you'd want a taste
You're on my mind like a Metroid again
Fulfil my hentai fantasy promise it won't get Freudian
Light a cig man, I'll appear in your breath noise
You're into Nendoroid and things, well, I'm more into sex toys
[Chorus]:
I wish you were my waifu
Level up my life
You could be my player 2, we'll DDR all through the night, too
Chilling in the front room
We can kick it, kung-fu
No need for fanfic because my favourite ship is us two

[Verse 2 - Shwabadi]:
I get it, you haven't followed me on Twitter yet
Don't make it obvious, I know you're playing hard-to-get
All these other girls wanna play their games and I'm sick of it
Me and you go fifty-fifty, exchange is equivalent
I could handle you if you were crazed like Monika
I only know your handle, what's your real moniker?
I wanna be hands-on like Nico Robin, yeah
Distressed damsel but I'm the one that's robbin' ya
Ship things from your Amazon wishlist
Simping 'cause I wanna see your fishnets
Or maybe sweatpants, you look into fitness
Baby text back, I know you're looking to fit this
Man into your life like a jigsaw piece
I'll be your Mario all night, you'll be my Princess Peach
If you saw my warp pipe, would your interest peak?
Left me on read, alright, I'll try again next week
[Chorus]:
I wish you were my waifu
Level up my life
You could be my player 2, we'll DDR all through the night, too
Chilling in the front room
We can kick it, kung-fu
No need for fanfic because my favourite ship is us two
I wish you were my waifu
Level up my life
You could be my player 2, we'll DDR all through the night, too
Chilling in the front room
We can kick it, kung-fu
No need for fanfic because my favourite ship is us two